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Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Spotted on Threads:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Breaking via Threads:

My love language is being sent money.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Going viral on Discord:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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Funny favorite quotes 😂🥳 are like nuggets of laughter gold, sprinkled with a dash of wisdom and a side of silliness. They zing right to the core of our humor-loving hearts, tickling our funny bones while giving us that smug feeling of being both entertained and enlightened. From sarcastic comebacks to punny revelations, these quotes are the ultimate mood lifters, perfect for sharing with friends or posting on your story for all the LOLs! 😄💬

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My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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17 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

55 shares on Threads this month:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

35 shares on X this month:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Just shared via Facebook:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Making waves on Reddit:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Spotted on Threads:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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