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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

1 week ago

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

1 month ago

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

1 month ago

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

1 month ago

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

2 months ago

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

2 months ago

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

2 months ago

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

2 months ago

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

2 months ago

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

2 months ago

You are my favorite dirty thought.

2 months ago

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

3 months ago

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

3 months ago

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

3 months ago

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

3 months ago

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

3 months ago

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

3 months ago

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

3 months ago

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

3 months ago

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

3 months ago