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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Making waves on Twitch:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Just shared via Slack:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Making waves on WeChat:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Just landed via Snapchat:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Going viral on Telegram:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Funny favorite quotes 😂🥳 are like nuggets of laughter gold, sprinkled with a dash of wisdom and a side of silliness. They zing right to the core of our humor-loving hearts, tickling our funny bones while giving us that smug feeling of being both entertained and enlightened. From sarcastic comebacks to punny revelations, these quotes are the ultimate mood lifters, perfect for sharing with friends or posting on your story for all the LOLs! 😄💬

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5 hours ago
Share →: My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Commentary:
So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup 😅🍔👀🦷
6 hours ago
Share →: I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Commentary:
When my pen goes missing, I start questioning my life choices 📎😅 #PenPalPanic
8 hours ago
Share →: “I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Commentary:
Living my best life by doing absolutely nothing and loving every moment of it! 😌🛋️ #ProLevelChillin'
12 hours ago
Share →: My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Commentary:
Finally, some peace and quiet! 🌙😴 #SilentVictory
18 hours ago
Share →: “It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Commentary:
When life starts sounding like geometry class! 🤓➡️📐
1 day ago
Share →: Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Commentary:
When the clock strikes dish o'clock, I'm Cyndi Lauper-ing my way through the suds! ⏰🧽🎶
2 days ago
Share →: My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the classic game of "What's Ruining My Day?"—it's like playing a dysfunctional version of Clue! 🤔🕵️‍♀️💊
2 days ago
Share →: I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Commentary:
"Who needs people when you have cheese? 🧀😂"
2 days ago
Share →: My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Commentary:
Sounds like the best workout plan I've ever heard of! 🥨🍫😄
2 days ago
Share →: My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Commentary:
That moment when I'm both the bank and the broke customer 😅💸🤔

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on X:

Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Spotted on Instagram:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Spotted on WeChat:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Live now on TikTok:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Breaking via Pinterest:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Making waves on Messenger:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Trending via TikTok:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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