15 Funny finds quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

  Commentary:
  Just trying not to trip over my own feet 😆🌕💃

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

  Commentary:
  "Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hope my email finds you enraged.

  Commentary:
  "Your email finally found me… just as I was calming down after the last one! 📧😂🙃"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, this guy didn't just miss the memo, he missed the whole chapter! 🤷‍♀️ Let's hope he enjoys surprises as much as he enjoys dinner dates! 🙊 #Awkward"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

  Commentary:
  Subject: Re: Your email finds me deeply unwell 🥴

  Oh no, teetering on the edge, you say? Sounds like the perfect time for an email exchange! 📧😂 Let's see if we can push you back to safety with some witty banter and virtual high-fives. Remember, laughter is the best medicine! 💪😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

  Commentary:
  "Me when someone cute shows interest: Wait, really? Are we playing an elaborate game of 'Who Can Pretend to Be Interested the Best'? 🤔🤷‍♀️ #StillShook"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! 🎤🎶 Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! 🤣🎵 #SerenadingColleagues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive balance between serenity and chaos – may your inbox serve as a theater for this eternal struggle 🕊️🌪️ Keep calm, carry on, and let's embrace the beautiful paradox that is life!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email finds you in a well.

  Commentary:
  "Hopefully this email finds you in a well, feeling deep and contemplative 🕳️…or at least not stuck at the bottom without Wi-Fi! 📧😄 #WellWishes #EmailHumor"

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