21 Funny finds quotes

• Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

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  6 days ago

  communication, depressing, finds, friendship, humor, letter, life, pal, pen, pen pal, prison, too, us, want, writing

• I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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  6 days ago

  assume, everyone, finds, fun, humor, i, insecurity, interaction, issues, lying, me, otherwise, sarcasm, self-doubt, skepticism, social, social interaction, tell, trust, trust issues, unattractive, unattractiveness

• Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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  1 week ago

  activity, early, early leave, email, finds, fun, fun activity, hope, humor, leave, moonwalking, motivation, work

• Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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  1 week ago

  communication, DM, DMs, dominance, finds, hope, humor, i, interaction, message, online, private, sarcasm, social, social interaction, starting, texting, well

• I hope my email finds you enraged.

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  1 week ago

  anger, communication, email, finds, hope, humor, i, sarcasm

• Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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  1 week ago

  ask, awkward, awkward moment, conversation, date, dating, finds, guy, humor, husband, irony, me, moment, myself, questions, relationship

• Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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  1 week ago

  edge, email, finds, humor, me, sarcasm, unwell, wit

• I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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  1 week ago

  attractive, confidence, dating, every, finds, humor, i, me, self-esteem, someone, still, sure, surprise, time

• I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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  1 week ago

  abduction, child, comedy, finds, horror, horror movie, i, kidnapper, movie, need, plot, plot twist, possessed, possessed child, twist, where

• Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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  2 weeks ago

  call, calls, distracting, everyone, finds, home, humor, office, outside, singing, video, video call, work, work from home, Zoom

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