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11 Funny finds quotes
Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.
1 week ago
I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?
2 months ago
I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.
2 months ago
Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.
3 months ago
I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.
3 months ago
I hope this email finds you in a well.
3 months ago
“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.
3 months ago
Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.
3 months ago
I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
3 months ago
Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.
3 months ago
You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.
3 months ago