Funny finds quotes

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I hope this email finds you in a well.

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025