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3 weeks ago
Share →: I hope my email finds you enraged.

Commentary:
"Your email finally found me… just as I was calming down after the last one! 📧😂🙃"
2 months ago
Share →: Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Commentary:
"Apparently, this guy didn't just miss the memo, he missed the whole chapter! 🤷‍♀️ Let's hope he enjoys surprises as much as he enjoys dinner dates! 🙊 #Awkward"
3 months ago
Share →: Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Commentary:
Subject: Re: Your email finds me deeply unwell 🥴

Oh no, teetering on the edge, you say? Sounds like the perfect time for an email exchange! 📧😂 Let's see if we can push you back to safety with some witty banter and virtual high-fives. Remember, laughter is the best medicine! 💪😄
4 months ago
Share →: I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Commentary:
"Me when someone cute shows interest: Wait, really? Are we playing an elaborate game of 'Who Can Pretend to Be Interested the Best'? 🤔🤷‍♀️ #StillShook"
5 months ago
Share →: I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! 🎤🎶 Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! 🤣🎵 #SerenadingColleagues"
5 months ago
Share →: I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive balance between serenity and chaos – may your inbox serve as a theater for this eternal struggle 🕊️🌪️ Keep calm, carry on, and let's embrace the beautiful paradox that is life!"
5 months ago
Share →: I hope this email finds you in a well.

Commentary:
"Hopefully this email finds you in a well, feeling deep and contemplative 🕳️…or at least not stuck at the bottom without Wi-Fi! 📧😄 #WellWishes #EmailHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Commentary:
"Hope this email finds you doing well! 💌 Well, guess what, the email found me, so I must be unwell! 🤒 Maybe it should've brought some virtual chicken soup instead. 🐔😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Commentary:
"Talk about keeping your secrets on lock! 🗝️🚪 Nothing says 'exclusive entrance' quite like a key hidden under a doormat. Maybe it's the secret passageway to the land of dad jokes! 😉 #UnlockThePunchlines"