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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Going viral on Discord:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Trending via LinkedIn:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Spotted on Facebook:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Just shared via Instagram:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Breaking via X:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Going viral on Facebook:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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25 Funny focus quotes

Funny focus quotes 🎯 bring a hilarious twist to staying on track, making distractions feel less like enemies and more like comic relief 😂. Whether you’re juggling tasks or battling procrastination, these witty gems keep your eyes on the prize while tickling your funny bone 🤪. Ready to laugh your way to laser-sharp concentration? Let’s dive into some clever and cheeky reminders that focus doesn’t have to be boring! 🚀✨

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2 days ago
Share →: I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Commentary:
Finally, a plot twist I can get behind! 📚😅 #SelfImprovement
7 days ago
Share →: Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Commentary:
Living my dream of being a professional couch potato! 🛋️🥔😁
1 week ago
Share →: I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Commentary:
"Always knew I was a 'pretty' big deal! 😎✨ #PositivityChampion"
2 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Commentary:
"Finally putting my degree in Couch-ology to good use! 🛋️📚😎"
2 months ago
Share →: Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Commentary:
"Taking 'commitment issues' to a whole new level! 😂📚🔞"
2 months ago
Share →: Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Commentary:
"Career change: from office worker to full-time 'yes, dear' consultant! 🤔💕😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Commentary:
"Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Commentary:
Definitely! Here's a fun comment you can use:

"Better yet, focus on your own adorable chaos! 😄👶🙃"
3 months ago
Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Commentary:
"Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"
4 months ago
Share →: That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic driver's dilemma: sacrificing your tunes for better visibility like a DJ detective on a mission! 🎵🔍 Who needs GPS when you've got tunes-turned-down-eyepower? 🚗💨 #MusicVSAddresses"

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

This whole week could have been an email.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Spotted on Discord:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Just shared via Messenger:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Reported on Snapchat:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Trending via Telegram:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Just landed via Facebook:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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