22 Funny focus quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

  Commentary:
  "Finally putting my degree in Couch-ology to good use! 🛋️📚😎"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

  Commentary:
  "Taking 'commitment issues' to a whole new level! 😂📚🔞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

  Commentary:
  "Career change: from office worker to full-time 'yes, dear' consultant! 🤔💕😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Might quit my job to focus on summer.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

  Commentary:
  Definitely! Here's a fun comment you can use:

  "Better yet, focus on your own adorable chaos! 😄👶🙃"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic driver's dilemma: sacrificing your tunes for better visibility like a DJ detective on a mission! 🎵🔍 Who needs GPS when you've got tunes-turned-down-eyepower? 🚗💨 #MusicVSAddresses"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

  Commentary:
  🔇 "I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb" – a sentiment many of us can relate to! 🚫🔔 Who needs interruptions when you're busy binge-watching your favorite show or enjoying a peaceful nap? 🛌 Let's all petition for a universal "life on do not disturb" button! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from the big picture can be like switching from an IMAX movie to a flipbook! 🎥📚 Sometimes you just need to zoom in and appreciate the little quirks of life. 🧐🔍 Who knew there could be such a thing as 'picture overload'? 🤯🤳 #SmallButMighty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs distractions when you have bench presses, am I right? 💪🏋️‍♂️ Prison, the ultimate fitness boot camp! 🤣"

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