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17 Funny focus quotes
Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.
4 days ago
That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
4 weeks ago
I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.
1 month ago
Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.
2 months ago
Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
2 months ago
Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.
2 months ago
Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.
2 months ago
Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.
3 months ago
Quitting my job to focus on being in love.
3 months ago
No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.
3 months ago
Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.
3 months ago
Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.
3 months ago
I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.
3 months ago
Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.
3 months ago
Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.
3 months ago
Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.
3 months ago
Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.
3 months ago