74 Funny found quotes

• Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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  4 weeks ago

  bed, bedtime, early, found, i, just, matter, morning, motivation, procrastination, sleep, work

• Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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  4 weeks ago

  eat, food, food industry, found, ground, health, humor, industry, just, nutrition, organic, processed, processed food, sarcasm, satire, somewhere

• Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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  4 weeks ago

  college, dog, dogs, found, having, humor, independence, intelligence, job, lifestyle, maybe, pet, satire, smarter, us

• Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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  4 weeks ago

  cd, collection, excuse, found, funny excuse, humor, i, late, lateness, music, nostalgia, old, old technology, procrastination, sorry, technology

• Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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  4 weeks ago

  asexual, companionship, found, friend, humor, irony, just, me, only, relationship, using

• I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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  4 weeks ago

  bit, box, curiosity, found, home, home video, humor, i, label, mystery, nervous, nostalgia, retro, tape, torn, torn label, VHS, VHS tape, video

• I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, email, ever, found, humor, i, me, sarcasm, single, stress, technology, think, well, work

• Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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  4 weeks ago

  article, bias, cognitive, cognitive bias, confirmation, confirmation bias, every, found, humor, i, irony, just, pattern, prophecy, psychology, read, right, self-fulfilling, self-fulfilling prophecy, skepticism, thinking, thinking pattern

• Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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  4 weeks ago

  dating, found, humor, maybe, reason, romance, sarcasm, soul, soulmate, wit

• Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, coming, corner, escape, event, found, fun, fun activity, hide, hiding, humor, i, lights, noise, party, social, social event, us

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