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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.
There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.
I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.
I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.
I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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3 months ago
Share →: I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Commentary:
Looks like your computer is having a window overload! 🪟❄️ Maybe it's time to close some windows and give your poor device a breather. Remember, even computers need some fresh air sometimes! 😄🖥️ #WindowManagement101
3 months ago
Share →: People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Commentary:
Don't be a criminal in the grammar world! Remember folks, punctuate or face the consequences – a never-ending sentence!
3 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal game of hide and seek with your parents! It seems like they were really committed to keeping you on your toes – or should I say, your little feet running to catch up with them wherever they went. At least you had a knack for tracking them down, which is a pretty useful skill for a kid to have! Who needs a map when you've got determined parents?
4 months ago
Share →: Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Cooking wizardry achieved! 🧙‍♂️💥 Closing that tab like a boss, because who needs recipes taking up precious browser real estate? 😜 #KitchenPro #MissionAccomplished"
5 months ago
Share →: If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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"Seems like E.T. missed out on a slam dunk opportunity there! 🏀👽 Just imagine the out-of-this-world alley-oops he could've pulled off! 🌌🤣 #BasketballBuddy"
5 months ago
Share →: I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't buy yourself some clever problem-solving skills? 😂☔️ #EfficiencyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Commentary:
Well, well, well! Someone's got jokes! 🤣 Who knew courtroom drama could be so entertaining? Your Honor better watch out – we've got a comedian in the house! 🎭
5 months ago
Share →: Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "cleaning distraction syndrome"! 🧹🤷‍♂️ Who knew organizing could lead to a sudden desire to rediscover childhood treasures or reminisce over old memories? Just remember, it's all part of the tidying process! 😉🌟
5 months ago
Share →: “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Commentary:
"Hope this email finds you doing well! 💌 Well, guess what, the email found me, so I must be unwell! 🤒 Maybe it should've brought some virtual chicken soup instead. 🐔😂"