Funny quotes freak

Funny freak quotes

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

4 weeks ago

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

2 months ago

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

3 months ago

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

3 months ago

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

3 months ago

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

3 months ago