Funny freak quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

  Commentary:
  "At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

  Commentary:
  "Excel-erating my wild side! 📊😜 #SpreadsheetSavage"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, 'weird freak' is just another way of saying 'limited edition'! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

  Commentary:
  "Those who can fall asleep faster than a dropped potato 🥔 have got to be hiding some magical sleep secrets 🧙‍♂️. Do they skip the overthinking stage and dive straight into dreamland? 🌙 Maybe they're just professional nappers with a PhD in Dozing Off 😴. Sweet dreams or plot twist: they're actually night ninjas 🌌!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry extraverts, muggles, normies, and werewolves… you didn't make the cut! 🧙🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️ #SelectiveReplying #OnlyTheCoolKidsAllowed"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

  Commentary:
  "When the calm and collected Buddhists start losing their cool, you know it's time to panic…or maybe just take a deep breath and meditate 🧘‍♂️🙏 #KeepCalmAndZenOn"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

  Commentary:
  Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

  Commentary:
  "Who has time for patience anyway? 😅 Why wait when you can dive headfirst into the chaos? 😜 Embrace the adrenaline rush and just go for it! 🚀 #NoPatienceNoProblem"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the term 'silver fox' a bit too literally! 🦊✨ Who knew Zoom calls could spark such a colorful reaction? 🌈😂"

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