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83 Funny friends quotes

Funny friends quotes celebrate the crazy, hilarious, and totally relatable moments that happen when you’re with your best pals! 😂👯‍♀️ Whether it’s spontaneous dance parties, inside jokes that make no sense to anyone else, or the times you pretend to have it all together — these quotes remind us that friends are the ultimate source of laughter and chaos. Because life’s better when you’re laughing with friends! 😆💥🎉

1 week ago
View →: The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.
1 week ago
View →: Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.
1 week ago
View →: I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”
3 weeks ago
View →: Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.
4 weeks ago
View →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.
4 weeks ago
View →: Friends with consequences.
1 month ago
View →: I have friends in high places (birds).
1 month ago
View →: Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.
1 month ago
View →: I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.
2 months ago
View →: Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.
2 months ago
View →: My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.
3 months ago
View →: Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
3 months ago
View →: Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?
3 months ago
View →: Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.
4 months ago
View →: They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.
4 months ago
View →: Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.
4 months ago
View →: Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.
4 months ago
View →: Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?
4 months ago
View →: I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.
4 months ago
View →: Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.
4 months ago
View →: My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.
4 months ago
View →: Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.
5 months ago
View →: My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.
5 months ago
View →: Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.
5 months ago
View →: Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.
5 months ago
View →: Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.
5 months ago
View →: Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.
5 months ago
View →: You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.
5 months ago
View →: Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.
5 months ago
View →: My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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