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Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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Making waves on Telegram:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Making waves on Discord:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Just landed via TikTok:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Going viral on Slack:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Spotted on Facebook:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Live now on Facebook:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Making waves on WeChat:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Reported on Instagram:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Just shared via X:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Just landed via Threads:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Seen just now on Discord:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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