128 Funny friends quotes

• There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, actually, character, characters, day, friend, friends, humor, meet, should, story, take, work

• I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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  4 weeks ago

  absolutely, anything, communication, except, excuse, friends, friendship, honesty, humor, i, just, know, loyalty, message, need, procrastination, reply, texting

• The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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  4 weeks ago

  being, best, celebration, family, food, friend, friends, gathering, holiday, pie, Thanksgiving

• I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, friend, friends, here, humor, just, noise, statement

• I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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  1 month ago

  cliff, echo, friend, friends, heartbreak, humor, i, just, loneliness, love, relationship, right, single

• There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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  1 month ago

  arrangement, best, dog, dogs, family, five, friend, friends, humor, lifestyle, literally, living, living arrangement, mansion, marriage, married, normalize, rule, start, ten

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  1 month ago

  30, again, agree, anger, back, board, board of directors, chat, communication, conflict, conflict resolution, directors, forgiveness, friends, group, group chat, humor, later, mad, means, minutes, relationship, resolution, told

• I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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  1 month ago

  always, call, case, decide, friend, friends, humor, i, interlude, joke, leave, musician, need, phone, phone call, voicemail

• After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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  2 months ago

  after, coming, everyone, friend, friends, funeral, humor, i, phone, take, text, thanks, want

• A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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  2 months ago

  best, boyfriend, coworker, dynamics, friend, friends, friendship, humor, relationship, social, social dynamics, workplace

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