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73 Funny friends quotes

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

2 weeks ago

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

1 month ago

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

1 month ago

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

2 months ago

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

2 months ago

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

3 months ago

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

3 months ago

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

3 months ago

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

3 months ago

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

3 months ago

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

3 months ago

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

3 months ago

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

3 months ago

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

3 months ago

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

3 months ago

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

3 months ago

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

3 months ago

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

3 months ago

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

3 months ago

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

3 months ago