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72 Funny friends quotes

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025