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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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Making waves on Threads:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Trending via Messenger:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Just shared via Discord:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Making waves on X:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Shared recently on TikTok:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Live now on Messenger:

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

Just landed via Instagram:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

134 Funny friends quotes

Funny friends quotes celebrate the crazy, hilarious, and totally relatable moments that happen when you’re with your best pals! 😂👯‍♀️ Whether it’s spontaneous dance parties, inside jokes that make no sense to anyone else, or the times you pretend to have it all together — these quotes remind us that friends are the ultimate source of laughter and chaos. Because life’s better when you’re laughing with friends! 😆💥🎉

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

58 minutes ago

break, conversation, disbelief, friend, friends, guys, hate, humor, husband, i, imaginary, imaginary friend, joke, just, real, relationship
I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

6 hours ago

bag, bags, buy, chanel, Chanel bag, excitement, friend, friends, i, luxury, me, random, shopping, spontaneous, treat yourself, Tuesday, wait
3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

7 hours ago

1, 3, app, apps, concerning, drink, drinks, enough, friend, friends, health, information, mental, mental health, movie, movie theater, text, texting, theater
Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

8 hours ago

1994, 6, aging, back, chin, chin hair, exaggeration, eyebrow, eyebrow hair, facial, facial hair, five, friends, friendship, growth, hair, hair growth, humor, never, pluck, single, time, today
“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

10 hours ago

birthday, birthday party, cat, climb, climbing, community, cost, friend, friends, i, inconvenience, myself, party, repeat, six, stairs
My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

10 hours ago

challenge, disagree, disagreement, friend, friends, hit, humor, me, said, therapist, try
Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

11 hours ago

agreement, before, friends, friendship, humor, joke, NDA, please, sign, trust
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

14 hours ago

analogy, cartoon, cartoons, chicken, chicken leg, feeling, feels, friend, friends, humor, hunger, hungry, leg, looking, ovulation, start
When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

14 hours ago

friend, friends, humor, i, interaction, notice, pretend, religion, religious, social, social interaction
There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

18 hours ago

boss, friend, friends, humor, job, law, lie, literally, old, pretend, put, reference, references

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27 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

30 shares on Twitch this month:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The shitshow must go on.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on TikTok:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Just landed via TikTok:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Trending via Slack:

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

Going viral on Messenger:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Spotted on Instagram:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Just shared via Slack:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Trending via Telegram:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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