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Every time I do the dishes, I'm surprised I don't level up like in a video game! 🎮🧼🗡️
464 Funny frustration quotes
“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.
At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.
I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.
You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”
Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.
I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?
You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.
I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.
