72 Funny full quotes

• If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

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  3 weeks ago

  birthday, communication, full, full name, humor, i, ID, name, question, relationship, text, things, wife

• Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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  1 month ago

  anyone, blast, concern, dad, distraction, else, family, father, full, habit, house, humor, just, loud, phone, phones, video, videos, volume, watch

• Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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  2 months ago

  body, corporate, expensive, feels, fragrance, full, humor, office, perfume, scent, setting, should, under, waste, weight, work

• Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, bathrooms, family, finish, full, home, house, humor, internet, just, life, life tip, patience, prank, someone, tip, turn, waiting, wifi

• Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, empty, empty seat, everyone, except, full, good, good morning, morning, next, people, right, room, seat, seats, sit, whole

• I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, both, conversation, driver, full, hell, humor, i, love, moment, passenger, quiet, ride, shut, silence, transportation, Uber

• One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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  2 months ago

  6, adulthood, appointment, appointments, closing, closing time, every, full, full-time job, i, job, management, never, place, schedule, thing, time, time management, understand, work

• I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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  2 months ago

  actually, argument, arguments, around, conversation, dialogue, full, funny thought, having, head, i, inner, inner dialogue, mad, me, mood, said, someone, something, thought, walk

• Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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  2 months ago

  answer, full, humor, idiot, idiots, life, question, questions, sarcasm

• I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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  2 months ago

  closet, clothes, clothing, clothing problem, confusion, fashion, full, humor, i, problem, style, understand, wardrobe

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