41 Funny full quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the relatable struggles of the moon – forever hungry for attention and never satisfied! 🌕🍽️ It must be tough being up there, surrounded by all those tempting stars but never able to indulge in a midnight snack!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the full moon – nature's perfect excuse for all our questionable life choices! 🌕🤪 Just blame it on Luna, she won't mind one bit. After all, it's not you, it's the moonlight talking! 🌝😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

  Commentary:
  "Swiping through those DMs feels like a trip to the lost and found 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️ Maybe they need a 'User Manual for Understanding Awesome Women' 😆📖 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

  Commentary:
  "Excited to dive headfirst into a fresh year of questionable decisions like a boss! 🎉🤪 Who needs a coherent life plan when you have spontaneity as your sidekick? Let's make 2022 a year to remember (or forget)! 🤣🎆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of being quietly furious! Like a volcano sipping on a smoothie 🌋🥤. It's all about that zen-like fume control 😌💥. Dangerously calm, yet on the brink of eruption! 🔥😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of adulting with a lingering fear of detention 🚫⏰. Just when you thought report cards were a thing of the past, here comes the real-world version of 'you're in trouble!' 😅 #AdultingWoest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person's BS meter is off the charts! 😂 Oh well, guess I'll just go color in my own coloring book. 🎨📚"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

  Commentary:
  👻 Welcome to the scariest place of all… the haunted house of awkward social interactions! Picture this: you enter a dimly lit room, feeling the gaze of many eyes on you. As you tentatively make your way through the crowd, instead of ghosts jumping out from the shadows, you are met with people eagerly awaiting your fun fact reveal! The horror, the suspense, the sheer terror of having to come up with something interesting to say about yourself on the spot! Truly,

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of motherhood – where a full-body cast starts looking like a spa day 🧘‍♀️💆‍♀️ Take a deep breath, mama – relaxation comes in many forms! 😅👶 #MomLife #SpaDayOrERDay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

  Commentary:
  Feeling anxious but lacking energy is like having a full tank of gas but no engine – ready to go but going absolutely nowhere! 🚗😅 Just remember, even a fancy car won't get far without that crucial engine! Keep calm and rev up that positive energy instead! 🚀💪 #YouGotThis

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