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Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Dec 31, 2025

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Going bananas on Twitch:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Going viral on TikTok:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Shared recently on Discord:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Spotted on X:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Trending via Snapchat:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Just shared via YouTube:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Spotted on Discord:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Going viral on TikTok:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Going viral on TikTok:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

56 shares on Discord this month:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Just shared via Threads:

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Making waves on Telegram:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Live now on Discord:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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