11 Funny ghosting quotes

Funny ghosting quotes 👻 are the perfect way to laugh off those mysterious disappearances in dating and friendships! Whether you’ve been left on read or vanished into thin air, these witty lines add a playful twist to the awkward silence. Get ready to giggle, relate, and maybe even send a cheeky message to that elusive ghost! 💌✨ #GhostingHumor #StaySpooky

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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Haunting level: professional! I'm here… sometimes. 👻💌

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first pl…

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When a ghost decides you're too spooky for them! 👻😂✌️

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost…

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Preemptive ghosting: the spooky art of vanishing before becoming the vanishee! 👻🙈

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Min…

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Guess I'm waiting for a modern Mr. Darcy to pop up in my DMs instead of just popping up in my notifications 😂📱📖

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting…

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When she ghosts you but keeps hitting refresh on her message app like it's the stock market 📈👻📱

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Respecting people so much, I accidentally founded the Ghost Olympics 👻🏆 #CulturalTradition

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, b…

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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your pas…

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That's some next-level ghost-busting, where you vanish first! 👻✌️✨

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not p…

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"Why pick favorites when you can ignore everyone equally? 👻😆 #GhostLife"

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business gho…

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👻💬 "Unless you’re haunting a haunted house as a ghost, you really shouldn't be ghosting people in real life! 👻✨ Stay visible and communicative, folks! Who you gonna call? Not the ghostbusters, that's for sure! 😂📞" 🚫👻 #CommunicationIsKey #NoGhostingAllowed

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