12 Funny gifts quotes

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If my wife doesn't win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it's going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025