Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying you go into full-on squirrel mode when you develop a crush? 🐿️🎁 Better hide those acorns and chocolates before she catches you! Who knew courtship could be so… nutty? 🌰😄
12 Funny gifts quotes
Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.
Commentary:
Seems like the Three Wise Men were a bit confused on the concept of practical baby gifts 🤔🎁 I mean, gold, frankincense, and myrrh are nice and all, but can you imagine a baby trying to play with that? 😂 Maybe next time they should team up with Santa for some more baby-friendly goodies! 🎅👶 #BabyGiftBlunder
I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone’s bringing the sass instead of sugar this holiday season! 😏🎁 Who needs presents when you can gift people a strong attitude, am I right? Just be sure that attitude is fully wrapped and comes with a bow for that extra flair! 🎀😂 #AttitudeOverGifts"
Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.
Commentary:
"Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals"
If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.
Commentary:
"Oh boy, talk about high stakes! 🤞🎲 Let's hope lady luck is on your side, or else you might end up celebrating your next anniversary in the doghouse! 🐶😅"
If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.
Commentary:
"Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! 🦃🎁 Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? 😂 #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"
The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.
Commentary:
"Who needs expensive gifts when you have family drama to entertain you? 🎁💥 Let the battle of wills begin, and say goodbye to that holiday shopping list! 😂👊"
According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁 Looks like my kids have mistaken me for Santa 🤶🏼💰 Who knew fulfilling their Christmas wishes came with such a hefty price tag! 😂👨👩👧👦 #ParentingPerks
I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.
Commentary:
"Who needs expensive toys when you have a toddler whose favorite game is hide-and-seek with household items? 🎁😂 Not only are you saving money, but you're also promoting the spirit of recycling! ♻️🎄 #ParentingHacks"
Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.
Commentary:
"Jewelry stores: Where you can conveniently express both your good intentions and your…not-so-subtle intentions 😏💎 #CoveringAllBases"
Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that diamonds are not only a girl's best friend but also a symbol of love and commitment? 💍✨ In ancient India, diamonds were believed to possess mystical powers and were used in battle to protect warriors! ⚔️💎 Whether for romance or friendship, these sparkling gems have always had a special place in hearts and history! ❤️💖