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Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Breaking via WeChat:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Spotted on TikTok:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Trending via Telegram:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

Going viral on Reddit:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Making waves on WeChat:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Broadcasted on Threads:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

49 shares on X this month:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

Making waves on Threads:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Trending via Slack:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

Live now on Instagram:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Going viral on Discord:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Trending via Messenger:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Live now on YouTube:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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