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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

2 months ago

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

2 months ago

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

2 months ago

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

2 months ago

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

2 months ago

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

2 months ago

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

2 months ago

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

2 months ago

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

2 months ago

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

2 months ago

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

2 months ago

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

3 months ago

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

3 months ago

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

3 months ago

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

3 months ago

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

3 months ago

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

3 months ago

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

3 months ago

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

3 months ago