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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

3 months ago

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

3 months ago

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

3 months ago

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

3 months ago

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

3 months ago

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

3 months ago

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

3 months ago

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

3 months ago

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

3 months ago

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

3 months ago

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

3 months ago

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

3 months ago

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

3 months ago

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

3 months ago

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

3 months ago

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

3 months ago

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

3 months ago

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

3 months ago

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

3 months ago

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

3 months ago