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Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I disagree with my politics.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Shared recently on X:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Trending via WhatsApp:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

Going viral on Slack:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Seen just now on WeChat:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Spotted on WeChat:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Trending via Telegram:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

389 Funny going quotes

Funny going quotes 😄—those little nuggets of humor and wisdom that keep us chuckling through life’s ups and downs. Whether you’re meandering through Monday madness or surfing the weekend waves, these playful quips add a sprinkle of laughter to the routine. Perfect for a quick giggle or a deep belly laugh, they remind us that life is too short to take too seriously. So buckle up, because these quotes are your ticket to a fun-filled journey through the chaos and comedy of everyday adventures! 🚀✨

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

2 hours ago

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

3 hours ago

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

4 hours ago

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

5 hours ago

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

6 hours ago

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

6 hours ago

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

6 hours ago

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73 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

99 shares on X this month:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

55 shares on Threads this month:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Just shared via TikTok:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Seen just now on Telegram:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Just landed via Threads:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Just landed via Facebook:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Going viral on Twitch:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Trending via WeChat:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Live now on Instagram:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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