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198 Funny going quotes

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

4 days ago

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

2 weeks ago

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

2 weeks ago

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

2 weeks ago

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

2 weeks ago

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

2 weeks ago

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

2 weeks ago

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

2 weeks ago

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

3 weeks ago

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

1 month ago

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

1 month ago

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

1 month ago

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

1 month ago

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

1 month ago

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

1 month ago

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

1 month ago

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

1 month ago

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

2 months ago

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

2 months ago

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

2 months ago

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

2 months ago

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

2 months ago

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

2 months ago

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

2 months ago

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

2 months ago

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

2 months ago

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

2 months ago

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

2 months ago

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

2 months ago

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

2 months ago