Funny quotes growing

26 Funny growing quotes

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

4 weeks ago

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

1 month ago

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

1 month ago

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

2 months ago

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

2 months ago

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

2 months ago

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

2 months ago

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

3 months ago

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

3 months ago

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

3 months ago

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

3 months ago

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

3 months ago

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

3 months ago

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

3 months ago

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

3 months ago

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

3 months ago

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

3 months ago

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

3 months ago

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

3 months ago

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

3 months ago