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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.
I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.
Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.
I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.
Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Commentary:
"BRB, upgrading my brain software. Please hold while I process your opinion! 🧠🔄😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't hear your childhood struggles over the sound of me manually cranking up my car windows. 💪😂 #90sProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' mullet defense strategy – business in the front, party in the back (but no parties for you, apparently)! 🤣 Here's to rocking that anti-social hairstyle with flair! 💇‍♂️"
3 months ago
Share →: My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Commentary:
Looks like your plant had one too many watering sessions! 🍹🌿 Maybe it's just trying to take a different path in life. Who knew plants could be rebels too? 😉 #DrunkPlantTroubles
3 months ago
Share →: No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a weather app predicting your achy joints and grumpy mood? 🌧️☀️ Embracing the new normal of adulting, one weather check at a time! 📱😅"
4 months ago
Share →: Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Commentary:
"Who knew adulting came with such a hefty price tag of responsibilities and no take-backsies! 🙅‍♂️💸 No refunds on this adulthood adventure, folks! 😂 #GrowingPains #NotWhatISignedUpFor"
4 months ago
Share →: This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Commentary:
Looks like adulthood took a detour and ended up in the wrong neighborhood! 🗺️😂 Who knew the brochure would be so misleading? Welcome to the twisted reality of being a grown-up! 🎢🤷‍♂️
4 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast – one day you're feeling invincible, the next, a sneeze becomes a risky maneuver! 🤧💥 Remember to stretch before those sudden sneezes, folks! 🤣 #AgeHitsYouFast"
4 months ago
Share →: A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Commentary:
Ah, the great mystery of aging – accumulating keys that unlock doors to unknown realms like lost treasures or secret hideouts 🗝️🚪 Who knows, maybe one day you'll stumble upon a portal to the fountain of eternal youth hidden amongst the clutter of your key ring! 🗝️🌟 Just be careful not to lock yourself out of the present in your quest for unlocking the past 😄🔓 #KeyToTheFuture #ForeverYoungKeys
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Commentary:
"Ah, the naivety of youth! 🧒🏻 If only our past selves could see us now, drowning in responsibilities and adulting struggles. Welcome to the grand façade of adulthood, where bills are aplenty, and the future is as unpredictable as the weather forecast! ☀️🌧️ #AdultingIsHard"