42 Funny growing quotes

• Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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  1 month ago

  aging, cherry, cherry tomato, dream, dream job, fun, gardening, getting, goal, goals, grow, growing, growing plant, humor, job, land, life, life goal, older, plant, success, things, tomato, transition

• Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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  1 month ago

  adult, class, Cody, elementary, elementary school, every, growing, growing up, i, met, name, nostalgia, school, where

• Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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  2 months ago

  adult, best, best era, childhood, era, growing, growing up, kid, opinion, unpopular, unpopular opinion, worst, worst era

• Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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  2 months ago

  always, distant, distant family member, family, growing, growing up, humor, i, identity, member

• Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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  2 months ago

  3, best, gardening, growing, homegrown, humor, investment, life, money, months, own, saving, saving money, time, time investment, tomato

• “Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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  2 months ago

  12, adolescence, age, bro, everything, frustration, growing, growing up, humor, i, life, life struggle, nothing, okay, sarcasm, struggle, turned

• Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, expensive, food, food humor, growing, here, humor, i, ketchup, lifestyle, me, money, obsession, relatable, ruin, think

• Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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  2 months ago

  bandwidth, boundary, busy, evolution, growing, growth, health, humor, independence, man, mental, mental health, neural, neural pathway, new, opinion, pathway, personal, personal growth, sarcasm, self-care, sorry, space, strangers, too

• Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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  2 months ago

  bad, car, cars, growing, growing up, humor, life, manual, me, nostalgia, please, roll, struggle, technology, tell, Windows

• I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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  2 months ago

  growing, growth, hair, hangout, humor, isolation, me, mullet, style, want

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