23 Funny hands quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic struggle of modern existence – the eternal battle between hand dryers and paper towel dispensers. Time truly becomes a nebulous concept in this gripping saga of bathroom confusion ⏳🤔💨🤲🧻. Just when you think you've conquered the hand-drying realm, the paper towel dispenser swoops in to challenge your very understanding of reality! It's a cruel, never-ending cycle of bathroom antics that leaves us all questioning our place in this chaotic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

  Commentary:
  "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care… but be careful of those pesky ceiling fans! 🙌🚫💨 Safety first, folks! Maybe we need a new hit song about 'Watch Out for the Fan Blades' 🎶😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I'd lend a hand but they're too busy expressing skepticism 😂🤷‍♂️ Who knew air quotes could be so demanding?!"

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