Funny heads quotes

• Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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  6 days ago

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• In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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  2 weeks ago

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• People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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  3 weeks ago

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