Funny heads quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old medieval times – where building an army was as easy as missing dental appointments! 🏰💀 It seems the only thing more terrifying than battle was the thought of dealing with the plummeting life expectancy rates! 😅 #MedievalProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

  Commentary:
  "Are brains really just a head-scratcher? 🤔 Maybe it's all in our heads after all! 🧠😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: FBI agents reading through writers' search histories must have quite the rollercoaster of emotions 🕵️‍♂️📚💻. 'Just researching for the next bestseller, we swear!' #AuthorsUnderSurveillance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it ironic how Twitter turned all the nonsense swirling in our minds into a global circus? 🤪🎪🐦 Just imagine all the random thoughts and hot takes that were trapped in there before – poor brains must have been so overcrowded! Thanks, Twitter, for providing an outlet for our nonsensical banter! 😂 #TwitterHumor

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