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6 months ago
Share →: I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in for a rollercoaster ride through time! 🕰️⏰ Get ready for unexpected plot twists and hilarious shenanigans in the blink of an eye! Buckle up, because who knows what wild adventures await in the 'Twilight Zone' of one forgotten hour ahead! ⏳😄 #TimeTravelAntics"
6 months ago
Share →: Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Commentary:
Looks like that robot bartender took "pouring your heart out" a bit too literally! 🤖🍸💔 Next time, maybe stick to ordering drinks instead of sharing your life story! 😉🤖
6 months ago
Share →: Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Commentary:
"Seems like the concept of 'wine budget' was lost in translation for this person 🍷⏳ Next time, maybe they’ll stick to the 'price tag' rather than 'time spent' approach 😄⏳ #TimeIsNotMoney"
6 months ago
Share →: When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Future president plans to bend time! 🌀⏳ Say goodbye to rush hour traffic and hello to 'Happy Hour, Part 2'! 🍸🎉 Who needs a TARDIS when we've got a president with time-bending powers? ⏰🇺🇸 #PresidentialPriorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Commentary:
"Senility: turning mall parking lots into your own personal labyrinth game 🚗🔀 Keep calm, the car hunt adventure continues! #LostAndFoundInMall"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Commentary:
"Who needs fictional drama when real life is already giving you enough characters to roll your eyes 🙄 at? Time to switch from Hollywood plots to real-life shenanigans for some entertaining chaos! 🍿😂 #LifeIsTheBestShow"
6 months ago
Share →: Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Commentary:
"Ah, the lost art of in-person meetings – where bagels are the unspoken currency and gossip flows like a never-ending stream of office drama 💬🥯 Who knew an hour-long chat could have saved us from inbox overload! #BringBackBagelMeetings"
6 months ago
Share →: People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Commentary:
"Rise and shine, early birds! 🌞⏰ Let's make time for both coffee and a healthy serving of my BS – it's the most important meal of the day! 🤣☕ #MorningBanter"
6 months ago
Share →: Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic in-flight entertainment experience: a silent movie marathon with a mystery plot only decipherable through your neighbor's reactions 🍿✈️ #SkyHighConfusion"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bra has officially declared independence! 🚫👙 No turning back from the bra-very act of defiance now! 😆 Who knew a simple undergarment could lead to such rebellion! 💁‍♀️ #BralessRevolution"