118 Funny hours quotes

• I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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  3 weeks ago

  days, exhaustion, hours, humor, i, me, rest, sleep, struggle

• The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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  3 weeks ago

  adulting, bedroom, days, fantasy, getting, hours, humor, i, relatable, sleep

• Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  3 weeks ago

  animal, animal behavior, baby, behavior, cat, crying, every, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, say, sleep, tiredness, wake, want, why, zero

• Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, career, day, health, hitting, hour, hours, mental, mental health, random, random hour, stress, work, work worry, worry

• Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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  3 weeks ago

  8, cancer-causing, cancer-causing chemical, chemical, chemicals, every, excel, getting, hours, humor, job, microsoft, Microsoft Excel, office, sheet, staring, work

• Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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  3 weeks ago

  ability, car, car ride, hours, never, patience, quiet, ride, silence, speak, stare, staring, underestimate, window

• You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

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  3 weeks ago

  48, 6, am, day, early, early riser, exaggeration, hours, humor, morning, riser, time, wake, wake up

• My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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  3 weeks ago

  diet, eating, hours, humor, journey, just, loss, meal, meals, three, time, weight, weight loss

• Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

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  3 weeks ago

  delay, distraction, hours, humor, i, internet, just, know, management, media, procrastination, scrolling, social, social media, time, time management

• My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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  3 weeks ago

  3, everything, hours, i, later, missed, missing, missing out, nap, parallel, parallel universe, sleep, thinking, time, time warp, toxic, toxic trait, trait, universe, waking, waking up, warp, where

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