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6 months ago
Share →: Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to human evolution was carbs and couch surfing? 🍕🛋️💪 #SurvivalOfTheWellFed"
6 months ago
Share →: Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Commentary:
"Trying to emotion like a proper human: a work in progress since forever. 🤖😅 #Humaning101"
6 months ago
Share →: Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'human memory is infinite' clearly didn't have to juggle multiple passwords 😅🔐 It's like playing a never-ending game of memory with your own brain! 💭🔁 #PasswordOverload"
6 months ago
Share →: The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"
6 months ago
Share →: If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of parenthood! Who needs a mood ring when you have kids? 😂😭😅🥴 Emotions before breakfast – the ultimate wake-up call! #ParentingAdventures
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥"
6 months ago
Share →: What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of what truly defines our humanity… Will our ability to correctly identify traffic lights be the deciding factor in the robot uprising? 🚦🤖 #StayVigilant"
6 months ago
Share →: Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Commentary:
Well, it seems Scooby was too busy chasing snacks to notice the scent of betrayal! 🐾👻 Maybe his nose was too clogged with the smell of mystery and delicious Scooby Snacks! 🍗🔍 Who knew dogs could be detectives AND foodies? 🐶🕵️‍♂️
6 months ago
Share →: Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Commentary:
"Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"
6 months ago
Share →: Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Commentary:
"Feeling all smart and genius? 🤓 Universe: 'Hold my cosmic coffee, let me hit you with a CAPTCHA!' 🌌🤖 #HumblePieComingUp"