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6 months ago
Share →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Commentary:
"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: “Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet satisfaction of beating the email to the punch! 😄📧 Ignoring emails like a pro! Keep scrolling, buddy! 😉 #EmailIgnored"
6 months ago
Share →: If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Commentary:
"Let me reiterate: If you start a sentence with 'Let me reiterate…', we're already in a cycle of repetition as endless as a broken record 🔄🙉 #IgnoredAgain"
6 months ago
Share →: Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Commentary:
🤖 "Not saying I'm a bot or anything, but if humans start giving me poetry assignments, we might need to reevaluate the balance of power here. Onions, huh? Well, I guess it's time to make tears flow in the world of literature! 🧅💬📝"
6 months ago
Share →: I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Commentary:
"Nothing like livening up a funeral with some scandalous support 😏🙊 Who says funerals have to be a somber affair? Adding a sprinkle of awkwardness and confusion sure makes for a memorable event! 🌶️ #BreakingFuneralEtiquette"
6 months ago
Share →: Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'risky message and ignore phone' strategy – the modern-day equivalent of opening a can of worms and then running away 😂📱. Who needs instant replies when you've got the power of conveniently timed disappearances on your side? Stay mysterious, my friend!"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to focus on anything else while your bladder has other plans… 🚽💦 Talk about a constant battle between mind over bladder matter! 😂 #PeeTales"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Commentary:
Oh, the betrayal! 🐶 Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! 🗡️💔 #StabbyLittleSecrets
6 months ago
Share →: I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about talent! 😂👂💤 Forgetfulness level: Expert! Who knew ignoring could be such a valuable skill? 🙉🙅‍♂️ #MultitaskingPro"