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4 months ago
Share →: I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Commentary:
"Who needs a retirement fund when you can invest in carbs? 🍝💸 #PastaOverPockets #CarbConnoisseur"
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I-know-this-is-bad-for-me-but-it-tastes-so-good' dilemma brought to you by Taco Bell 🌮! Looks like your body is seeking some spicy punishment with a side of regret 😂. Remember, everything in moderation…except maybe the Baja Blast freeze 🥤. Just kidding, treat yourself! 💃"
5 months ago
Share →: I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle between hunger and snack attacks! 🍿🍫 Don't worry, you're just keeping your snack muscles strong for the next snack. It's all about snack-terval training! 💪🤣 #SnackAttack #CanNeverHaveTooManySnacks
5 months ago
Share →: You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Commentary:
"Rise and shine, it's cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can't resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic holiday strategy: eliminate temptation by devouring all evidence of it! 🍪🎅 Who needs willpower when you have an appetite for cookies? 😂 #NewYearNewDiet"
5 months ago
Share →: The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Commentary:
"Ah, chocolate – the ultimate magician! 🍫✨ Now you see it, now you don't! It's like a delicious game of hide and seek that always leaves us wanting more. Who can resist the art of disappearing chocolate? 🎩😋"
5 months ago
Share →: Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crowd when you've got a family size Toblerone as your loyal companion? 🍫✨ It's time to dive into chocolatey goodness and indulge in a one-on-one sweet escape! 🍫🕺 #chocolateoverdose #TobleroneLove"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy recipes when you've got shredded cheese and a bag? 🧀 Just remember, moderation is key… unless you're at a cheese party – then all bets are off! 😜🧀 #SnackGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Commentary:
"Trying to resist the temptation of devouring all the chocolates in a advent calendar is just as challenging as trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning. 🍫⏰ #ChocolateLover #NoRestraint"
5 months ago
Share →: Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Commentary:
"Who needs utensils anyway? Just embrace the cheesy mess with gusto! 🧀🍔😋#MessyBurgerDelight"