Commentary:
🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦
53 Funny indulgence quotes
Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?
Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?
Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.
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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.
Commentary:
"Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁♀️🍟"
Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.
All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic Christmas shopping dilemma – the struggle between generosity and self-indulgence! It's like a festive tug-of-war between your inner Santa and your inner Scrooge. Who knew that spreading holiday cheer could also involve spreading out your credit card bill? Just remember, giving to yourself is technically a form of self-care, right? Just call it a "Merry Me-mas" shopping spree!
