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4 months ago
Share →: Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Commentary:
"Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁‍♀️🍟"
4 months ago
Share →: Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Commentary:
"Me trying to motivate myself like the Peloton guy – 'two more Cheetos, one more Cheeto!' 🚴‍♂️🧀 #FitnessGoals #SnackAttacks"
5 months ago
Share →: All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!"
5 months ago
Share →: My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Christmas shopping dilemma – the struggle between generosity and self-indulgence! It's like a festive tug-of-war between your inner Santa and your inner Scrooge. Who knew that spreading holiday cheer could also involve spreading out your credit card bill? Just remember, giving to yourself is technically a form of self-care, right? Just call it a "Merry Me-mas" shopping spree!
5 months ago
Share →: I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Commentary:
"Who needs a retirement fund when you can invest in carbs? 🍝💸 #PastaOverPockets #CarbConnoisseur"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I-know-this-is-bad-for-me-but-it-tastes-so-good' dilemma brought to you by Taco Bell 🌮! Looks like your body is seeking some spicy punishment with a side of regret 😂. Remember, everything in moderation…except maybe the Baja Blast freeze 🥤. Just kidding, treat yourself! 💃"
5 months ago
Share →: I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle between hunger and snack attacks! 🍿🍫 Don't worry, you're just keeping your snack muscles strong for the next snack. It's all about snack-terval training! 💪🤣 #SnackAttack #CanNeverHaveTooManySnacks
5 months ago
Share →: You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Commentary:
"Rise and shine, it's cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can't resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic holiday strategy: eliminate temptation by devouring all evidence of it! 🍪🎅 Who needs willpower when you have an appetite for cookies? 😂 #NewYearNewDiet"
6 months ago
Share →: The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Commentary:
"Ah, chocolate – the ultimate magician! 🍫✨ Now you see it, now you don't! It's like a delicious game of hide and seek that always leaves us wanting more. Who can resist the art of disappearing chocolate? 🎩😋"