Funny investment quotes

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

There are so many people going to hell. I'm thinking of investing in some property there.

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Tried counting sheep, but now I'm emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025