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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.
Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.
No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.
You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.
If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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3 months ago
Share →: Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of love and regret – should've listened to the heart AND the market trends! Who knew that the key to happiness was a wallet full of Bitcoins back in 2010?"
4 months ago
Share →: You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Commentary:
"Whoever said you can't spell crypto without 'cry' must have tried to decrypt their private key one too many times! 😂💸 #CryptoCraze"
4 months ago
Share →: If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Commentary:
🤣💸 "If I hit the jackpot and go into the billboard business, it'll be the best-kept secret… but the signs will spill the beans! Talk about a silent yet loud financial flex! 💰🔥 #MoneyTalks #BillboardWhisperer" 🏆
4 months ago
Share →: A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Commentary:
"A college education: the ultimate exercise in delayed gratification. You shell out a fortune, endure sleepless nights and endless assignments, only to graduate with a degree in hand and a sense of impending doom about student loans. Ah, the sweet irony!"
5 months ago
Share →: There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Commentary:
"Looks like hell is the next hot real estate market 🔥🏠 Better start scouting for that perfect lakeside condo 😉 Who knew eternal damnation could be so lucrative? 💰 #HellboundInvestments"
5 months ago
Share →: Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Commentary:
🐑 Counting sheep may seem like a harmless sleep aid, but beware – once you start, you might find yourself knee-deep in sheep drama! 🤣 Who knew those fluffy creatures had such complicated lives? Therapy might be in order, not just for them, but for you too! Good luck navigating the woolly world of bedtime stories! 🌙
5 months ago
Share →: If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Commentary:
Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang
5 months ago
Share →: No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Commentary:
"Skipping the crypto train for now 🚂💰 because let's face it, mastering the art of handling dollars is challenging enough as it is! 💸😅 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Commentary:
"Looks like NFTs turned into 'Non-Fungible Treacheries'! 😂🎨💸 Sorry pals, apparently friendship wasn't as 'immutable' as the blockchain after all! #NFTs #CryptoScams"
5 months ago
Share →: My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's profanity levels are reaching a market high! 🤑🤬 Time to invest in some self-censorship stocks before your swear jar becomes Wall Street's next big IPO sensation! 💰📈 #ProfanityProfits