Funny quotes investment

11 Funny investment quotes

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

4 weeks ago

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

1 month ago

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

1 month ago

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

2 months ago

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

2 months ago

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

2 months ago

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

3 months ago

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

3 months ago

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

3 months ago

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

3 months ago

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

3 months ago