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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

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Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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