78 Funny leisure quotes

• Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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  2 months ago

  beer, humor, job, jobs, leisure, people, relaxation, relief, stress, stress relief, weed

• I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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  2 months ago

  entertainment, humor, irony, leisure, much, product, self-deprecating, supervision, television, too, zero

• Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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  2 months ago

  couch, day, day off, home, humor, i, leisure, procrastination, relaxation, screen, sit, stare, staycation, thinking, TV, wait, while, work

• I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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  2 months ago

  balance, frustration, humor, leisure, little, short, short weekend, sick, time, weekend, work life, work-life balance

• Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, anxious, day, exhausted, exhaustion, humor, irony, leisure, relaxation, scam, spend, stress, weekend

• This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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  2 months ago

  around, busy, doom, doom scroll, downtime, i, internet, leisure, media, pajamas, relaxation, rest, scroll, sit, social, social media, time, weekend

• Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, activity, casual, day, doing, doing everything, doing nothing, everything, free, free day, fun, fun activity, knows, leisure, nothing, relaxation, rest, Saturday, weekend

• The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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  2 months ago

  casual, comfort, comfortable, cozy, downtime, feet, foot, foot up, highlight, leisure, me, me time, putting, relaxation, self-care, slipping, something, time, weekend

• My favorite hobby is withering away.

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  2 months ago

  amusing, away, favorite, hobby, humor, humor quote, irony, leisure, sarcasm, self-deprecation, wit

• Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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  2 months ago

  another, baby, day, doing, friends, friendship, humor, jobless, leisure, life, luxury, maybe, nepo, nepo baby, nothing, privilege, satire, shopping, spoiled

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