47 Funny leisure quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe take up bird watching – the only expense there is binoculars, and even those you can probably find a good deal on with a quick search online. Plus, birds won't judge you for having a budget!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

  Commentary:
  "Another productive day in the life of a couch tester! 🪑💼 Just making sure that seat cushion technology is up to par. Keep up the good work, couch potato! 🥔🛋️ #ProfessionalLounger"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simple joys of life summed up perfectly! 🍹🍹 Who needs profound existential questions when you can have two cocktails and a good meal?! 🍴😄 #LivingTheDream"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, who do we talk to about extending weekends? It's like we blink and it's already Monday again! 🙈 Can we get a petition going for #MoreWeekendPlease? 📝⏳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive 'Couch Potato' pose – a true test of flexibility and balance for those of us dedicated to the ancient art of TV watching 🧘‍♂️🛋️ Remember, it's all about finding inner peace… and the right channel!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

  Commentary:
  "Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the exquisite art of productive idleness! 🤹‍♂️ Embracing the Zen master within while also mastering the skill of couch potato-ing. 🥔💤 Who knew that the most fulfilling hobby could be found in the magnificent abyss of nothingness? Time well spent doing… nothing! 🌟 #MasterOfInaction

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of retirement – battling the eternal pajama confusion! 🛌🌞 Let's hope you don't accidentally wear your bedtime pajamas to the grocery store or your daytime ones to bed! 😂 #RetirementGoals #PajamaProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite thing to do is nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of mastering the noble act of 'doing nothing' – truly a skill to be admired! 😄 Embracing the way of the couch-potato with finesse and panache! 🛋️💤 Keep shining bright in the realm of blissful idleness!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern multitasking maestro! 📺📱 Who needs to focus on just one thing when you can split your attention between TV drama and edutainment on Wikipedia? 😄 It's like watching a mystery show with the endless thrill of clicking through hyperlinks and learning random facts. Who knew being a couch potato could be so educational? 🛋️🧠 Keep embracing that dual-screen lifestyle – you're the definition of entertainment efficiency! 👏

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