73 Funny lot quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

  Commentary:
  "Raising kids is like being a tooth fairy, except instead of collecting teeth under pillows, you end up with a mysterious stash of tiny enamel treasures in a drawer somewhere. 🧚‍♂️🦷 #ParentingMysteries"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

  Commentary:
  🎉 "When you're hitting the dance floor with your cousin and someone questions your family tree, just drop the bombshell: 'Our parents are siblings.' Cue the collective gasps and eyebrow raises! Nothing like a little familial twist to spice up the party conversation. 🤪💃 #CousinCraziness"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew parking within the lines could be a revolutionary concept? 🚗😆 Maybe we need a 'Parking 101' course for some drivers! 🅿️📚 #StayBetweenTheLines"

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