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337 Funny love quotes

Funny love quotes add a humorous spin to the often serious world of romance! ❤️😂 Whether it’s playful jabs at relationship dynamics or witty takes on affection, these quotes will make you laugh while celebrating the lighter side of love. Enjoy a smile and a chuckle with your sweetheart! 😄💘

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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