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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Freshly posted on Threads:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Trending via Discord:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Just landed via YouTube:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Just landed via TikTok:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Just landed via Telegram:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Going bananas on Facebook:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Just shared via Discord:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Just landed via Messenger:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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2 weeks ago

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If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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3 weeks ago

day, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, joke, leg, leg day, legs, love, mean, put, shoulders, workout, yes
Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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3 weeks ago

communication, confession, date, ever, every, honesty, humor, idea, love, me, relationship, tell, thought
You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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3 weeks ago

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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3 weeks ago

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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3 weeks ago

box, dark, dark humor, heart, hoodie, humor, i, love, me, sarcasm, want
Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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3 weeks ago

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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3 weeks ago

adult, awkwardness, crush, dating, feels, having, humiliation, love, ritual, someone
I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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3 weeks ago

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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3 weeks ago

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81 shares on YouTube this month:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

46 shares on Discord this month:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Spotted on X:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Trending via Telegram:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Just landed via X:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Breaking via Twitch:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Making waves on Twitch:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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