60 Funny maybe quotes

• I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

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• Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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  2 months ago

  barking, conversation, dog, enjoy, humor, job, luggage, maybe, misunderstanding, officer

• So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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  2 months ago

  am, bribe, corrupt, humor, i, joke, maybe, me, need, politics, position, power, seriously, shame, tried

• When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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  2 months ago

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• If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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  2 months ago

  better, better person, driving, driving humor, honk, humor, i, irony, maybe, person, rage, road, road rage

• Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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  2 months ago

  asked, conversation, humor, i, maybe, music, relationship, singing, stop, wife, Wonderwall

• Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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  2 months ago

  commitment, fear, humor, joke, Kermit, maybe, miss, Miss Piggy, piggy, reason, relationship, single, still

• People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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  2 months ago

  belief, believe, brain, brains, head, heads, humor, inside, irony, just, maybe, people

• Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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  2 months ago

  being, business, consultant, fun, humor, invoice, maybe, sarcasm, work

• Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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  2 months ago

  etiquette, humor, i, invitation, know, maybe, misunderstanding, next, relationship, response, social, time, wedding, wrong

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