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6 months ago
Share →: 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… 🌊🍟🍔 Who knew the real treasure in the deep sea might be a secret underwater drive-thru? 🤔 Explorers, pack your scuba gear and let's search for that elusive McFish! 🏊‍♂️🔍 Just remember to check for saltwater pickles on your seaweed burger! 🤣 #McOceanDiscovery
6 months ago
Share →: “The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Commentary:
"Ah, the enigmatic engine light – the ultimate paradox! 🚗💡 Must be working overtime to keep us guessing! 😆 #CarTroubles"
6 months ago
Share →: Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Commentary:
Well, who knew we were all just a bunch of ingredients getting pounded into a tasty paste? 🤣🌿 Next time someone calls you "extra", just tell them you're just trying to live your best pesto life! #PoundingToSuccess
6 months ago
Share →: Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Commentary:
"Trying to decipher today's slang is like trying to solve a cryptic puzzle designed by aliens 👽. You're not alone in feeling lost in this linguistic maze! It's a wild ride in the world of Gen Z lingo 🤯🤔 #LostInTranslation"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Commentary:
Limbo: where the lower you go, the higher you soar! 🕺🏽 Who knew failing miserably could be so uplifting? Keep aiming for rock bottom to reach the top – it's a limbo paradox! 🌟
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took "digesting information" a bit too literally! 📝🍴🤓 Who knew passing a test could involve actual consumption? Let's hope the brain food pays off with an A+ in the end! 🤞🏆😂
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' 'set them free and if they come back, they're probably just lost' strategy. 🤷‍♂️ Who knew relationships could be so confusing? Might need a GPS for this love rollercoaster! 🗺️🎢"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Commentary:
Well, talk about drastic dinner decisions! 🍲😱 Italian expressions sure know how to keep meals interesting – nothing like a soup ultimatum to add some spice to your dining experience! Bon appétit or fly high, your choice! 🪂😄
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: “Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Commentary:
"Trying to use 'pre' and 'post' together is like trying to hit pause and rewind on life at the same time ⏪🔄 Talk about a preposterous paradox! It's a linguistic rollercoaster – with no seatbelts! 🎢😂"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Commentary:
"Who needs an alarm clock when you have a reliable internal clock that never fails to wake you up right on time? 😴⏰#SnoozeButtonWho #BodyClockWinsAgain"