Funny meat quotes

• Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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  7 days ago

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• Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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  1 week ago

  bananas, caffeine, chaos, energy, going, human, humans, humor, just, meat, stress, wrapped

• For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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  1 week ago

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• Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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  1 week ago

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• Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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  3 weeks ago

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• We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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  3 weeks ago

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• They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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  3 weeks ago

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