293 Funny media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a lively group of octogenarians furiously tapping away on their smartphones, still sharing hilarious memes and throwing shade like it's 2080! 📱👵👴 #GoldenTweetingYears"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

  Commentary:
  "Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

  Commentary:
  🤔 Looks like we've got ourselves a social media doctor in the house! 💻🩺👩‍⚕️ Quick, someone call the hashtag paramedics! 🔥🚑 #DoctorPost #SelfiePrescription

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: my social media is just the tip of the iceberg 🧊. Dive into my life choices and you'll discover a whole new level of 'interesting' 🙈 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the wonders of the internet! 🌐 Posting about mayonnaise and accidentally stumbling into a heated debate is like a modern-day adventure in the digital world. 🥪🥊 Who knew condiments could be so controversial? Just another day in the wild world of online interactions! 🤣 #MayoWars #InternetFun

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  5 months ago

  Share →: DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

  Commentary:
  "Swiping through those DMs feels like a trip to the lost and found 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️ Maybe they need a 'User Manual for Understanding Awesome Women' 😆📖 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a podcast when you've already got a mental radio station playing non-stop in your head? 📻🤪 Just me, myself, and all my brilliant insights! 😂 #NotLikeOtherGirls"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where we overshare our deepest thoughts to strangers, hoping for some virtual therapy sessions 🛋️💬 #TherapyTweeting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"

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