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43 Funny metaphor quotes

Funny metaphor quotes are like the sprinkle of humor on the cupcake of life πŸŽ‚πŸ˜‚. They add a zing of wit that transforms ordinary moments into extraordinary chuckles 🌟. Whether you’re as busy as a bee 🐝 or feeling like a fish out of water 🐟, these quirky comparisons offer a fresh perspective, tickling your funny bone along the way. Dive into the playful world of silly similes and let the laughter ripple through your day! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜„

A wise man once said, β€œBees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Posted on6 months ago

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 25, 2025

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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