19 Funny metaphor quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the true celestial drama queen! Blocking them is like trying to escape the force of the universe itself! 🌞🌜⭐ Don't mess with someone who sees themselves as the center of the cosmic show!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

  Commentary:
  🐘🤔 "Is the elephant in the room with us right now?" Well, considering how big elephants are, if there was one in the room, we would definitely know… unless it's hiding behind the curtains, wearing a disguise and practicing its stealth skills! 🤭🐘

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like bread – starts out fresh and doughy, but sure enough, it gets crusty at some point! 🍞😅 Don't worry, a little butter and optimism can soften even the toughest slices of life! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

  Commentary:
  "Approach with caution, my friend, my patience is like a mystery gift card – you never know when it's about to run out on you! 🕵️‍♂️💳 But hey, they do say curiosity is the spice of life, so let's give it a whirl and see if my patience surprises us both! 🎁😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs subtlety when you can be an elephant in the room? 🐘💥 Take up space, make your presence known, and always remember – elephants never forget to make a statement! 😄🎉 #StandOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the poetic beauty of comparing life to a cowshed! 🐄💩 It does seem like we're constantly dodging turds at every turn… but hey, at least it keeps things interesting, right? 😉 Here's to gracefully navigating the cowsheds of life and coming out smelling like a rose! 🌹💩"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

  Commentary:
  "Love is indeed a free-spirited bird 🦅, fluttering into our lives with a flapping of wings and a chirp of joy. But just as we start to build a cozy nest, it spreads its wings and says, 'Caw ya later!' 🕊️💔 Fly on, love bird, fly on… Who needs a nest anyway when you can soar through the skies of singledom! 🌦️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

  Commentary:
  "Friends ebb and flow like ocean waves 🌊, but the real ones stick around like an octopus with separation anxiety 🐙! Just when you think they're gone, they cling to you for dear life! 😂 #FriendshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't life just the sommelier of chaos! 🍷👔 One moment you're crisp and pristine like a white shirt, and the next thing you know, you're stained with the bold hues of red wine – a fashion faux pas of epic proportions! Here's to navigating the spills and splashes of life with elegance and a handy bottle of stain remover! 💃🍇

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