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5 months ago
Share →: I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries – just buy the whole store! 🛒💰 Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? 😂 #SmartShopper"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Commentary:
"Oh, you don't know how to thank me? Well, last time I checked, money talks! 💸💁‍♂️ Don't worry, I accept payments in cash, check, or even a bag of tacos! 🌮😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Commentary:
"Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"
5 months ago
Share →: I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Commentary:
"Who knew money had such problem-solving skills?! 💸 Solving 69 problems like a boss, and leaving you with a cool 30 to deal with… Guess money can't buy you a solution to everything! 😉 #99ProblemsButCashAintOne"
5 months ago
Share →: Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Commentary:
"Before asking your friend for a loan, make sure you're prepared to potentially lose both the money and the friend 🤔💰 Choose wisely, unless you enjoy some financial drama with a side of awkwardness! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Commentary:
"Must be playing hide and seek with my wallet! It enjoys keeping that $10,000 well hidden 🕵️‍♂️💸 Maybe it's on an adventure, exploring the realm of 'empty pockets'! 🚀😂 Don't worry, I'm sure it'll pop up when you least expect it! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Commentary:
"Is everything expensive or am I just independently wealthy in an alternate universe? 💸🤔 #BrokeButBoojee"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Commentary:
"Well, if being tired of not being a multimillionaire were a paying job, we’d all be rolling in dough by now! 💸😂 Keep dreaming big and who knows, you might just hit the jackpot one day! 🌟💰"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Commentary:
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly never wandered down the aisles of a shoe sale! 👠💸 Retail therapy is a real thing, folks! 💁‍♀️🛍️ #ShopTillYouDrop"
5 months ago
Share →: If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: Can martial arts skills double as a form of payment? 💸💥 Just imagine casually busting out a roundhouse kick at the checkout counter – 'payment received!' 😂 Who knew self-defense training could save us some cash! 🥋💰"