20 Funny office humor quotes

• Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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  1 week ago

  born, forced, frustration, group, group work, hell, humor, interaction, irony, office, office humor, raised, sarcasm, sarcastic, say, social, social interaction, stupid, work, workplace

• You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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  1 week ago

  anything, early, fun, humor, humor quote, meeting, motivation, office, office humor, person, procrastination, productivity, sarcasm, workplace

• Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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  1 week ago

  columns, confusion, data, difference, frustration, geek, geek humor, hate, humor, i, man, math, me, much, nothing, office, office humor, rows, tables

• I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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  3 weeks ago

  chewing, coworking, distraction, everyone, guy, guys, humor, job, office, office humor, pretty, space, sure, work, workplace

• I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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  3 weeks ago

  dream, dreams, frustration, hate, humor, i, lose, office, office humor, paper, pen, relatable, sanity, things, work

• My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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  3 weeks ago

  casual, casual language, favorite, favorite part, grab, humor, i, language, leave, leaving, life, office, office humor, quitting, quitting time, shit, time, work, work life, workday

• Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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  3 weeks ago

  absolutely, around, calling, day, doing, doing nothing, floating, got, hr, humor, insult, jellyfish, just, nothing, office, office humor, sent, someone, workplace

• On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, coworker, credit, hr, humor, joke, Mastercard, nickname, office, office humor, sarcasm, take, work, workplace

• Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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  3 weeks ago

  3, benefit, day, days, disease, health, humor, immunity, job, job benefit, life, months, new, new job, office, office humor, sick, sick day, starting, work, work life

• Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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  3 weeks ago

  clicking, encouragement, great, humor, job, little, office, office humor, praise, productivity, proud, sarcasm, spreadsheet, super, today, work

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