98 Funny older quotes

• When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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• When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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• As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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  adulthood, everything, hate, humor, normal, older, perspective, realization, realize, Smurf

• I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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  aging, anticipation, family, gray, gray hair, hair, humor, i, older, point, rivalry, sibling, sibling rivalry, sister, wait

• A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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• One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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  adulthood, age, birthday, growing, growing up, humor, life, older, reflection, still, today, year

• My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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  age, back, body, getting, getting older, humor, i, older, perspective, same, self-deprecation

• You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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  aging, blowing, earlobe, feel, getting, getting older, hair, humor, older, self-reflection, think, well, wind

• When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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