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Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Dec 31, 2025

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Shared recently on X:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Just landed via YouTube:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Seen just now on Threads:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Trending via Facebook:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Making waves on Discord:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Making waves on Threads:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Just shared via Twitch:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Funny online activity quotes

Funny online activity quotes bring a burst of laughter 🤣 to your screen time! Whether you’re gaming 🎮, scrolling through memes 📱, or video chatting 📹, these witty lines capture the joy and quirks of digital life. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your feed, they remind us that even virtual moments can be hilariously real! Get ready to smile and relate in the best way possible 😄✨.

New funny online activity quotes 👇

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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2 months ago

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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2 months ago

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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2 months ago

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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2 months ago

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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2 months ago

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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2 months ago

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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2 months ago

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38 shares on TikTok this month:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

57 shares on Threads this month:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

76 shares on X this month:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Seen just now on Threads:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Breaking via YouTube:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Just shared via Threads:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Trending via Facebook:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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