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Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Dec 31, 2025

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Just shared via Twitch:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Trending via YouTube:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

Breaking via WeChat:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

Going viral on Twitch:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Shared recently on Facebook:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Funny online activity quotes

Funny online activity quotes bring a burst of laughter 🤣 to your screen time! Whether you’re gaming 🎮, scrolling through memes 📱, or video chatting 📹, these witty lines capture the joy and quirks of digital life. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your feed, they remind us that even virtual moments can be hilariously real! Get ready to smile and relate in the best way possible 😄✨.

New funny online activity quotes 👇

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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2 months ago

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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2 months ago

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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2 months ago

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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2 months ago

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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2 months ago

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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2 months ago

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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2 months ago

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19 shares on Snapchat this month:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

10 shares on Slack this month:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

91 shares on Slack this month:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

13 folks are currently checking 👀

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Spotted on WeChat:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Just landed via Facebook:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Spotted on YouTube:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Shared recently on Slack:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Shared recently on Reddit:

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

Going viral on TikTok:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Just landed via Threads:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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