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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Just shared via Instagram:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Seen just now on Slack:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Seen just now on Threads:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Making waves on Twitch:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Spotted on WeChat:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Reported on Snapchat:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Making waves on Messenger:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Going viral on Twitch:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Just shared via Instagram:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Reported on Discord:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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