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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Breaking via Threads:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Making waves on Facebook:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Just landed via Slack:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

Making waves on Slack:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

Making waves on TikTok:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Just landed via WeChat:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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Is this art or trash?

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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I disagree with my politics.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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77 shares on Twitch this month:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

59 shares on Discord this month:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

38 shares on Slack this month:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

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When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Just shared via Threads:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Just shared via Slack:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Trending via Instagram:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Going viral on WeChat:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Breaking via WeChat:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

Seen just now on X:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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