Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Commentary:
Sounds like someone is ready to take extreme measures when it comes to managing their email! 🔥📧 Setting your laptop on fire might be a bit over the top, but we've all been tempted to unleash our inner pyromaniac on a flooded inbox. Remember, it's all fun and games until your laptop melts into a pile of ashes! 😂🔥

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it's not the Torment Portal.

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Commentary:
"Outlook, the eternal questioner, daring to ask if anyone actually enjoys its chaotic charm. 🤔 More like the Torment Portal – where each click is a journey into the abyss of never-ending emails and calendar reminders! 😅 #OutlookStruggles"

I'm optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're positively negative!"