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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Just landed via WeChat:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a β€œlittle” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their β€œcustomer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Breaking via Facebook:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Making waves on YouTube:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Trending via Instagram:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Trending via Telegram:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Breaking via Instagram:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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