Funny passing quotes

• That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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  6 days ago

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• Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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  6 days ago

  ahead, back, competition, dad, driving, family, family trip, hard, hate, hour, humor, last, pass, passing, road, road trip, stopping, trip, vehicle

• Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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  7 days ago

  blink, blinking, counting, eye, funny question, humor, i, impatience, joke, ok, passing, question, time, time passing, times

• If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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  1 week ago

  ambulance, childhood, cream, funny thought, humor, ice, ice cream truck, let, music, over, pass, passing, playful, playful question, pull, question, thought, truck

• Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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  1 week ago

  ChatGPT, fact, family, father-in-law, humor, jokes, keeps, making, making stuff up, passing, stuff, technology

• For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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  2 weeks ago

  away, dark, dark humor, expense, financial, humor, i, joke, money, passing, reasons

• Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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  3 weeks ago

  being, compliment, contradiction, humor, insult, irony, me, mule, okay, passing, racing, reaction, slow, someone, speed

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