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1 week ago
Share →: Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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"Can't argue with that logic—I've yet to win a debate against a toddler! 🤷‍♂️👶🗣️ #PassionateGibberish"
2 months ago
Share →: Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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When your love life is so hot, even the candles need a fan! 🔥🕯️💦 Guess it's time to turn up the heat or maybe just grab some ice—either way, romance is definitely cooking! 😅💑
2 months ago
Share →: Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Wow, talk about getting in a full workout during a good cry session! 💪😭 Looks like we've found a new form of exercise – emotional fitness! Who needs a gym when you've got a good tearjerker movie? 🎥💦 #FitnessGoals #WorkoutInTears
4 months ago
Share →: I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Isn't it amazing how toddlers can go on and on about nothing as if it's the most important thing in the world? 😂 It's like they're presenting a thesis on why socks shouldn't have seams or why the sky is actually purple. 🧦☁️ Toddler conversations: making the meaningless meaningful since forever!👶🗣️
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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"Sorry, negativity, I've got no time for you 🔥✨ Let's keep the soul's burning party going! 💃🕺"
5 months ago
Share →: Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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"Ah, yes, the perfect recipe for sports – just add a dash of hatred! 🌪️🏀 But remember, it's all in good fun…until it's not! 😂🔥 #FriendlyRivalry"
5 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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"Finally free from the shackles of responsibility, I'm embarking on a new journey of profound laziness and unapologetic relaxation! 🛋️💤 Who knew my true passion was just lounging around all day? Here's to a future full of naps and Netflix binges! 🎉😆 #LivingTheDream"
5 months ago
Share →: Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Ah, the classic Catch-22 of job applications – it's like trying to choose your favorite ice cream flavor without ever tasting them 🍦😂 But hey, who knows, maybe you'll end up falling head over heels for a company you didn't even know existed! Life's full of surprises, after all. Just keep those cover letters sincere and the interview smiles genuine – you never know what magic could happen! ✨🤝 #JobSearchChronicles
5 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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🤣👩‍💼 "Deciding to quit your job to pursue the thrilling career of not having a job? Ah, the dream! Who needs deadlines and meetings when you can have pajamas and daytime TV marathons instead? Living life on the wild side, I see! 💼🚫🛋️ #LivingTheDream"
5 months ago
Share →: I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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"Who needs love when you can have memes? 🤣❤️ Let's find you someone who will appreciate your quality meme browsing skills as much as you do! 😂👀"