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Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

Just landed via TikTok:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Going viral on Instagram:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Just shared via Twitch:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Trending via Snapchat:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Trending via LinkedIn:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

73 shares on Threads this month:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I suffer from awesomnia.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

38 shares on Discord this month:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,521

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Making waves on Reddit:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Just shared via Twitch:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Trending via Telegram:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Going bananas on Twitch:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Just shared via X:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Trending via Messenger:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Just shared via Instagram:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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