12 Funny peace quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

  Commentary:
  "Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

  Commentary:
  RIP to the inventor of autocorrect – may he finally find peace without any ducking typos! 🙏🏼🦆😂 #RestauRANTInPeace

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

  Commentary:
  🔇 "I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb" – a sentiment many of us can relate to! 🚫🔔 Who needs interruptions when you're busy binge-watching your favorite show or enjoying a peaceful nap? 🛌 Let's all petition for a universal "life on do not disturb" button! 😉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

  Commentary:
  "Watching a smooth and peaceful transfer of power from water to wine is the true hallmark of a successful evening. 🍷✨ May the wine reign gracefully over the taste buds with diplomacy and charm!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive balance between serenity and chaos – may your inbox serve as a theater for this eternal struggle 🕊️🌪️ Keep calm, carry on, and let's embrace the beautiful paradox that is life!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

  Commentary:
  "Today's forecast: 99% chance of solitude, with a high chance of zero interruptions 🙅‍♂️☀️ Embrace the serenity, folks!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate dream vacation! 🌴✈️ Who needs sandy beaches when you can have peace and quiet all to yourself? Just don't forget to pick the family back up on your way home! 😜👋 #QuietTimeIsGolden"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to spread positivity and good vibes like 😇, but some folks just bring out the inner 😈 in me! 🤷‍♂️ #PeaceLover #InnerStruggle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

  Commentary:
  "Because when it comes to crisis management, women and children are the pros at getting out of dodge while the men finally have some peace and quiet to brainstorm… or so they think! 🚺🧒🧑🏻‍🦰🧔🏻💭💡"

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