Funny peace quotes

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I'm actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025