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Funny peace quotes

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

1 month ago

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

2 months ago

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

2 months ago

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

3 months ago

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

3 months ago

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

3 months ago

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

3 months ago

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

3 months ago

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

3 months ago

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

3 months ago