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Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,459

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Just landed via Twitch:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

Trending via YouTube:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Live now on Reddit:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Going viral on Facebook:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Live now on Pinterest:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Breaking via Twitch:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

63 shares on Threads this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

61 shares on X this month:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,388

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Spreading quickly via X:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Just landed via X:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Going viral on Reddit:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Spotted on Instagram:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Going viral on WeChat:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Making waves on Threads:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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