14 Funny pen quotes — Wordgag ツ

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

1 month ago1 month ago

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

2 months ago2 months ago

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

3 months ago3 months ago

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

6 months ago6 months ago

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Mar 31, 2025Mar 31, 2025

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Mar 18, 2025

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Mar 17, 2025

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Jan 28, 2025

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Jan 28, 2025

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Jan 26, 2025

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Jan 22, 2025

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Jan 21, 2025

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Jan 20, 2025