16 Funny pen quotes

• My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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  12 hours ago

  depends, different, five, font, fonts, got, handwriting, mood, pen, style, using, writing, writing style

• I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

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  15 hours ago

  bank, humor, i, irony, joke, money, pen, pens, single, string, strings, tie, trust, us, why

• Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

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  1 month ago

  communication, depressing, finds, friendship, humor, letter, life, pal, pen, pen pal, prison, too, us, want, writing

• I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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  2 months ago

  favorite, frustration, hate, humor, i, live, lose, losing, pen, sarcasm, things, will to live, work

• Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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  2 months ago

  aging, favorite, favorite item, getting, getting older, having, humor, item, older, pen, preferences, stationery

• Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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  2 months ago

  depends, handwriting, humor, mood, pen, people, personality, self-expression

• When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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  2 months ago

  ask, call, funny situation, humor, man, parents, pen, pressure, real, relatable, relatable humor, situation

• My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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  2 months ago

  collection, Facebook, friend, humor, i, media, observation, pen, relationship, social, social media

• That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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  2 months ago

  anger, awkward, awkward moment, click, frustration, humor, moment, pen, situation, social, social situation, someone, time

• A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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  2 months ago

  God, hacker, humor, i, joke, me, paper, passwords, pen, security, tech, thank, thank God

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