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Funny pen quotes

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said 'Thank God for that, what are they?'

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025