11 Funny pen quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

  Commentary:
  "When your pen gets more love than your social life. 😅✒️ #PenPalsForLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

  Commentary:
  Looks like their handwriting follows a "choose your own adventure" plotline! 🖊️🤪 One day it's fancy cursive, the next day it's squiggles that only Mr. Scribble can decode. Embrace the mystery of mood-led penmanship! 🤷‍♂️😄

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

  Commentary:
  🤯 The stress levels go through the roof when the parental request for a pen hits you during their crucial call! It's like the ultimate test of your pen-finding abilities under pressure. 🔍😅 Good luck dodging the relentless quest for the missing pen in those nail-biting moments! 🖊️📞 #ParentalPenPressure

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

  Commentary:
  Having a lot of Facebook friends is like having a vast pen collection – it may look impressive, but in reality, only a select few are actually useful! Just like how only one pen writes, only a handful of friends truly engage and interact with you online. Quality over quantity, right?

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic pen-clicking dilemma – caught between the wrath of others and the undeniable urge to fidget! It's like a battle of wills, with the pen emerging as the unsuspecting weapon of choice. Just one more click for the road, right? Who knew such a tiny device could spark such big emotions!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

  Commentary:
  Oh, love the confidence in the face of potential cyber disaster! 😂🖊️ Let's hope that hacker has a sense of humor too! 🤞#StayPositive #BringItOn

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the ultimate test of someone's gangster status was their choice of pen? 💪🖊️ Bet even the toughest ones out there would trade their brass knuckles for a smooth-writing pen any day! 😂 #GangsterWrite"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the pens are the real precious assets at that bank! 🖊️💰 Maybe the pens are off on a vacation, spending all that safe money somewhere sunny… 🌴😎 Just don't let them draw on your bank account balance!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

  Commentary:
  Well, Your Honor, at that rate, he could probably write the next Great American Novel in just under 3 minutes! 📝💨 Or maybe he's just auditioning for the world record in pen-clicking – the real unsung hero of office life! 🏆😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that pen in the junk drawer decided to rise from its slumber like a grumpy old dragon guarding its treasure! 🐉✒️ Watch out, folks, we've got a feisty pen on the loose! Shepherd it back into the writing world with a bit of humor and a dash of ink therapy! 🖊️😅

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