1072 Funny people quotes

• Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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• Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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• People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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• People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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• Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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• When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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• There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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• People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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• I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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• When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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