22 Funny period quotes

• I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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  3 weeks ago

  blood, call, cravings, eat, emotions, everything, everywhere, feel, huge, humor, i, me, menstruation, people, period, scared, shark, Shark week, snapping, want, week

• To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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  3 weeks ago

  grammar, humor, i, issue, issues, people, period, problem, problems, timing, worry

• I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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  3 weeks ago

  2010, bad, bad mood, humor, long time, mood, negativity, period, sarcasm, time, time period

• Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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  3 weeks ago

  crisis, humor, impossible, know, life, middle, midlife, midlife crisis, ongoing, ongoing crisis, period, reflection, self, self-reflection

• Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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  3 weeks ago

  call, cold, hot, i, just, me, mood, mood swing, mother, Mother Nature, nature, period, swing, temperature, too, weather

• That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, anticipation, best, excitement, finding, got, job, job start, job transition, life, life moment, moment, new, new job, period, start, starting, times, transition

• You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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  3 weeks ago

  bold, brilliant, confidence, empowerment, feminine, feminine hygiene, humor, hygiene, i, me, period, stop, tampon, tampon wrapper, told, wrapper

• Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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  3 weeks ago

  calendar, crying, emotion, humor, i, know, mood, needs, nonsense, over, period, PMS, sensitivity, things

• I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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  3 weeks ago

  adult, adults, affordability, believe, disbelief, economy, history, i, most, period, unaffordable

• Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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  3 weeks ago

  1940s, 1950s, 1970s, 1990s, 40s, 50s, 70s, 90s, animated, animated sery, Batman, humor, love, nostalgia, once, period, place, seems, series, sery, take, time, time period

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