19 Funny period quotes

Funny period quotes are here to turn those monthly moods into moments of laughter! 😂 From unexpected cramps to unstoppable cravings, these witty lines capture all the relatable chaos with a splash of humor. 🌸 So, if you’re ready to embrace the red tide with a smile and a giggle, dive into these hilarious gems that make periods just a little less painful and a lot more fun! 💃🩸

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid IR…

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When your "evil plans" are mistaken for hormones 😂🔮🩸

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… u…

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"When you're baking emotional cookies and you finally realize the missing ingredient is PMS. 🍪🌀🤔 #MakesSenseNow"

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an abso…

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"When the hormones join the drama club, nobody's safe! 🎭😅🚨"

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calenda…

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"Oh, the suspense of waiting for your surprise every month! 🎁🤣 Who needs chocolates when you could have cramps and mood swings instead? 🍫🩸 #MonthlyMagic"

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true…

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"Talk about bleeding red, white, and blue! 💙🩸❤️ Hope your period doesn't sway your vote… or vice versa! Stay strong, period warrior! 💪🇺🇸 #PatrioticFlow"

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell…

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"Hey boy, are you my period? 🩸🙄 Because just like Aunt Flo, you're a real pain in the butt but I can't resist your monthly visits! 😂💕"

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m…

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"Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁‍♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I a…

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Oh, the struggles of misunderstood punctuation! 🤪 Just remember, improper use of periods can lead to some very awkward situations. Let's all strive for better timing, both grammatically and in life! ⏰💬🤣

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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"Wow, talk about commitment! It's impressive that your bad mood has withstood the test of time like a resilient warrior 😠⏳ Keep on rocking those grumpy vibes, you've definitely mastered the art of longevity in the mood department! 😂👏"

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