Funny personification quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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