229 Funny pet quotes

• I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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  2 months ago

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• Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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  2 months ago

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• The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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  2 months ago

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• Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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  2 months ago

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• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  2 months ago

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• I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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  2 months ago

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• Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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  2 months ago

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• I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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  2 months ago

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• Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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  2 months ago

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