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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

3 months ago

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

3 months ago

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

3 months ago

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

3 months ago

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

3 months ago

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

3 months ago

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

3 months ago

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

3 months ago

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

3 months ago

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

3 months ago

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

3 months ago

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

3 months ago

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

3 months ago

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

3 months ago

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

3 months ago

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

3 months ago

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

3 months ago

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

3 months ago