234 Funny pet quotes

• A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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  dinosaur, humor, people, people problem, pet, problem, problems, solve

• In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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  20s, adulthood, cat, humor, important, money, much, pet, spend, spending

• Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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  affection, again, being, called, compliment, cute, cutest, endearment, love, me, name, only, pet, pet name, relationship, romantic, say, thing, yes

• I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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  ad, bed, called, dog, dog bed, dog owner, dogs, humor, i, owner, pet, pet bed, pet humor, pet owner, saw, ultimate, ultimate bed

• Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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  animal, animal humor, behavior, calm, dog, dogs, funny observation, human, humans, humor, jobs, observation, pet, pet behavior, relationship, stress

• I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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  adoption, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, else, everyone, funny observation, humor, i, just, know, moved, number, observation, only, people, pet, pet adoption, pet story, picked, shelter, story, tiny

• Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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  appearance, behavior, clothes, dog, funny observation, home, homeless, humor, knows, leaving, nice, observation, only, pet, pet behavior, put

• The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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  cat, humor, i, life, narcissist, only, personality, pet, self-love

• Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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  cat, dance, eight, fever, five, fun, humor, just, me, night, pet, pet refusal, quarantine, quarantine fun, refusal, refuses, Saturday, Saturday Night Fever, six, solo, weekend, while, yelling

• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  animal, animals, around, attention, behavior, care, communication, cute, follow, following, gratitude, interaction, lead, pet, pet behavior, place, still, sure, thank, turning, yes

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