36 Funny pets quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

  Commentary:
  When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

  Commentary:
  "Guess cats are just looking for some purr-worthy movie recommendations! 🐱🍿 Who knew they were so 'particular' about their film choices… 😹📽️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

  Commentary:
  "Can you imagine Fluffy filing his own tax returns? 🐱💼 Just another reason why our furry friends keep their meows and woofs to themselves! 🐶🤫 #TaxingTails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Admiring your pet's quirky teeth is like finding hidden treasures in the world of adorable imperfections! 😬🐾 Embrace the dental charm of your furry friend and cherish those wonderfully weird pearly whites!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you have those adorable puppy eyes and spontaneous tail wags? 🐶❤️ Pets have mastered the art of winning hearts without saying a word. It's their silent charm that makes us fall head over heels for them! 🐱💕 #PetMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony! Dogs diligently fetching newspapers only to realize that the internet, dominated by sneaky cats, has tossed print media out the window! 🐶📰🐱💻 #TechnologicalPawvolution

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the secrets our furry friends would spill if they could speak! 🐱🐶 Maybe it's best to keep their world domination plans under wraps. Thank goodness for their loyalty and silence… for now. 🔐😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, folks! It's the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew pet insurance came with a 'pawsome' bonus? 🤣🐾 It's like a 'poo-dle' of fun while your dachshund gets pampered at the vet! Talk about a 'fetching' deal! 🐩 #PetInsurancePerks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

  Commentary:
  "Having kids is like having a live audience for stand-up comedy… who don't laugh at your jokes 😂🐶"

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