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38 Funny pets quotes

Funny pets quotes are the perfect pick-me-up for any animal lover 🐾! Whether you’re a dog devotee 🐢 or a cat connoisseur 😺, these humorous quips capture the quirky antics of our furry friends. From mischievous mutts to sassy felines, you’ll find a treasure trove of giggles that celebrate the joy and chaos pets bring into our lives πŸŽ‰. Get ready to chuckle and share the laughter with your fellow pet enthusiasts! πŸ˜‚πŸΎ

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Posted onJan 25, 2025Jan 29, 2025

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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