87 Funny play quotes

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all about the rock 'n' roll theatrics! 🤘🎸 Act like every chord is a dramatic battle against gravity and watch the audience be in awe of your musical suffering! 😂 #GuitarHero"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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  😂👶👅 "Toddlers: The original conquerors of the 'Finders Keepers' rule since forever! Their claim to ownership: the all-powerful lick of approval. Watch out world, they're coming for all your treasures – one lick at a time!"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the awkward moment when your playlist turns into a curse word bingo game with the family 😅🎵 Who knew that catchy tune had such a colorful vocabulary! Remember, always pre-screen those tracks before hitting play at family gatherings!

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

  Commentary:
  "🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

  Commentary:
  "Keep calm and play hard to get… Wait, that didn't work – I'm already hard to want! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I should try playing easy to get instead? 🤣 #DatingDilemmas"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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  "Why do we call it Catfishing when we could be Playing With Matches? 🐟🔥 It's like choosing between a purr-fect crime and a fiery disaster! 🔥😼 Let's match things up and see who will be left smoldering in the end! 🔥😜"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Australia – where the wildlife is extra adventurous and the outback feels like a real-life game of Jumanji! 🦘🐍🕷️ Better watch out for those kangaroos rolling the dice next! 🎲 #WildDownUnder"

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