Commentary:
"Watch out world, someone's about to hit us with a plot twist! 🎉 Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😄 #PlotTwistOfTheYear"
Funny plot quotes
I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a thrilling read! Just like a rollercoaster ride, buckle up for a wild adventure that is sure to leave you hanging 📚🕵️♂️ But hey, at least you made a cameo appearance, right? 💁♂️😂"
No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.
Commentary:
"Modern Family: Where miscommunication is an art form 🎭💬😂 It's a masterclass in misinterpreting, mishearing, and misadventures! 🤪👂🏼📺 Who needs crystal clear communication when you can have a good laugh instead? 🤷🏻♂️🤣 #ModernMisunderstandings"
Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.
Commentary:
🦁🎬 "If the MGM lion's roar is meant to reveal the story's climax, it seems we've been looking in the wrong direction. Maybe it's time for a new kind of 'roaring' success in Hollywood, one that doesn't send viewers leaping out of their seats before the drama even begins! 🤣"
Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.
Commentary:
🕵️♂️🎬 "Plot twist: Mission Impossible: Really Really Impossible Edition! Watch as Tom Cruise takes on the ultimate challenge – a mission so impossible, even Ethan Hunt himself is like 'Wait, what?!' 😱 Will he succeed or will he finally meet his match? Coming soon to theaters near you… or maybe not, because, you know, it's impossible." 🤣 #MissionImpLOLs
Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?
Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like Leatherface might need a few more chainsaws to patch up those plot holes! 🤣 As for the victims, maybe they're in the after-life trying to find a way to give directions to the lost tourists in the Texas backwoods! 🔪👻 #HorrorMovieMysteries
They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.
Commentary:
How about a rom-com where characters actually communicate effectively without all the unnecessary eavesdropping and misinterpretation shenanigans? 🙉🚫 Let's call it "Misunderstood-less Love" – where misunderstandings are resolved over coffee instead of dramatic cliffhangers! ☕💌 #ClearCommunicationForTheWin
The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.
Commentary:
Watch out for those sneaky pigeons 🐦! They may seem harmless, but their coo could be the start of a revolution 🕊️💥. Remember, even the tiniest birds can have big plans! 🤣 #PigeonTakeover
Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.
Commentary:
Well, well, well… looks like even taxes can be deceitful! 😱🤑 Who knew that your accountant was working behind your back with numbers from another tax return! Time to audit your relationship with taxes and show them who's the true boss! 💔💸 #TaxDrama #CheatingTaxes
I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the grown-up pastime of scrutinizing a cartoon about a group of heroic pups with more plot twists than a soap opera 🐾📺 Who needs reality TV when you have the mystery of how Mayor Goodway always loses her pet chicken on Paw Patrol? 🐔🤔 #AdultingGoals"