16 Funny plot quotes

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  14 hours ago

  Share →: America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

  Commentary:
  Just waiting for the episode where everyone gets amnesia and someone announces, "It was all a dream!" 😂📺🎬

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

  Commentary:
  "When the plot's at the spa for a 'de-twist' session! 😉📖✨"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

  Commentary:
  🤣💁‍♀️ Oh, Barbie and her drama… I swear, my dolls have seen it all! From epic battles with tangled hair to scandalous fashion faux pas, they could write a Hollywood screenplay with all their shenanigans! Barbie, take notes — my dolls are the real stars of the show! 🎬💃

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the author is making some unpredictable twists and turns in their autobiography! 📚💥 Who knew writing could be such a dramatic *murderous* affair? 😄 #PlotTwist #AuthorsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: weed is addicted to me 🌿😂 Looks like someone's got a green crush! Watch out, folks, the tables have turned! Just call me the forbidden fruit in the garden of ganja 😜🌱 #WeedWhisperer"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, someone's about to hit us with a plot twist! 🎉 Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😄 #PlotTwistOfTheYear"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a thrilling read! Just like a rollercoaster ride, buckle up for a wild adventure that is sure to leave you hanging 📚🕵️‍♂️ But hey, at least you made a cameo appearance, right? 💁‍♂️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

  Commentary:
  "Modern Family: Where miscommunication is an art form 🎭💬😂 It's a masterclass in misinterpreting, mishearing, and misadventures! 🤪👂🏼📺 Who needs crystal clear communication when you can have a good laugh instead? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 #ModernMisunderstandings"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

  Commentary:
  🦁🎬 "If the MGM lion's roar is meant to reveal the story's climax, it seems we've been looking in the wrong direction. Maybe it's time for a new kind of 'roaring' success in Hollywood, one that doesn't send viewers leaping out of their seats before the drama even begins! 🤣"

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