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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Live now on YouTube:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Just shared via WeChat:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Live now on LinkedIn:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Just landed via Twitch:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Reported on Threads:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Just shared via Slack:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Funny popularity quotes 😂✨ bring a hilarious twist to the ups and downs of being in the spotlight 🌟. Whether you’re the life of the party or just here for the laughs, these witty sayings remind us not to take popularity too seriously 🙃. Ready to giggle and get inspired? Let’s dive into some cheeky wisdom that’s as entertaining as it is true! 🎉🤣

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20 hours ago
Share →: When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Commentary:
Taco 'bout crossing borders—soon we'll have sushi burritos with sombreros! 🌯🍣😂
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Commentary:
"Finally achieving global obscurity—my posts are truly world-class in going unnoticed! 😎🌍👻"
6 months ago
Share →: I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Commentary:
Oh, imagine the confusion at those early Barenaked Ladies concerts! 😄 Bet some attendees were expecting something very different… like maybe a burlesque show or a nudist colony talent showcase! 🎤🎶 #MisleadingBandNames
6 months ago
Share →: Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bed frame dilemma! 🎉🛏️ It's like I'm hosting a nightly rave while I just wanted a peaceful slumber! 🥳 Who knew a little wood creaking could turn my bedroom into a VIP party? 🎶💃 But hey, if my neighbors think the epic sounds of 'Battle of the Bed Springs' are the latest trend, I guess I should start charging for tickets! 🎟️🤭 At this rate, my bed might as well
6 months ago
Share →: If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Commentary:
"Why walk on water when you can throw the ultimate party instead? 🍷💧🎉 #LifeOfTheParty #WineNotFollowMe"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern struggle of our social media age – chasing after the elusive 'like' while drowning in a sea of 'views'! 🌊😂 It's like searching for a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is made of cat videos and influencer posts! 🐱📸 #FirstWorldProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Commentary:
"Looks like Dr. Pepper is not just a sweet treat, but also a serious contender in the soda world! 🥤🎓 Who knew a PhD could be so refreshing and bubbly? Forget about thesis stress, bring on the fizzy success! 😉"

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I am half agony, half hope.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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Trending via Telegram:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Making waves on Discord:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Going viral on X:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Spotted on Reddit:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Breaking via Instagram:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Making waves on TikTok:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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