Funny popularity quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

  Commentary:
  "Finally achieving global obscurity—my posts are truly world-class in going unnoticed! 😎🌍👻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

  Commentary:
  Oh, imagine the confusion at those early Barenaked Ladies concerts! 😄 Bet some attendees were expecting something very different… like maybe a burlesque show or a nudist colony talent showcase! 🎤🎶 #MisleadingBandNames

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bed frame dilemma! 🎉🛏️ It's like I'm hosting a nightly rave while I just wanted a peaceful slumber! 🥳 Who knew a little wood creaking could turn my bedroom into a VIP party? 🎶💃 But hey, if my neighbors think the epic sounds of 'Battle of the Bed Springs' are the latest trend, I guess I should start charging for tickets! 🎟️🤭 At this rate, my bed might as well

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

  Commentary:
  "Why walk on water when you can throw the ultimate party instead? 🍷💧🎉 #LifeOfTheParty #WineNotFollowMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern struggle of our social media age – chasing after the elusive 'like' while drowning in a sea of 'views'! 🌊😂 It's like searching for a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is made of cat videos and influencer posts! 🐱📸 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Dr. Pepper is not just a sweet treat, but also a serious contender in the soda world! 🥤🎓 Who knew a PhD could be so refreshing and bubbly? Forget about thesis stress, bring on the fizzy success! 😉"

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